Today, while drinking a hot chocolate at a Starbucks table with A, we realized that I have a very special talent.
An unfortunate talent, but a talent nonetheless.
I happen to be very good at stalking.
Let me qualify this with a few points.
•A is also a stalker- and she has even helped me.
•There are two types of stalkers:
-The kind that follows you to scare you, or because they are psychotic.
-The kind that follows you for informational purposes, as in a Private Investigator.
•I am a type two stalker. So it's totally fine.
I feel as though I have discovered yet another possible job opportunity, that's a pretty good feeling. Heck! If I start young I could become really good at it, I could be a world renowned P.I. How cool would that be!?
So I'm thankful for my bizarre (and useful) talents!
Everybody get out and do the creep! Release your inner stalker!
Hehe 8)
J
